Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Today's the Viewing

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your "Private Part" back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part "died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

7 comments:

  1. aiyoh this is very hamsup but i like!!

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  2. Anonymous6:53 PM

    BWAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...... You got me rolling on the floor laughing!!!!

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  3. LOL!!! Can't wait for the cremation!

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  4. Awww...L B beat me to it!!!! %$#&**!!!

    Or are they going to bury it? I'd really like to see the casket.

    On second thought, maybe I wouldn't...

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  5. Mr. Goldstein should know that 'viagra' can resurrect the dead.

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  6. Anonymous10:42 PM

    Heh heh heh
    Something to lighten up the day
    Thanks

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  7. SF, hamsup, meh? Aiyo, facts of life, mah.

    Ian, hehehe....

    LB, MM, watch out for part two?

    Joe, Mr Goldstein is forgetful. He probably fed that to the cat.

    Z, you are welcome. Now get back to work...

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