Laws women should live by

I don't mean to start a sex or gender war but was going through my archives doing housekeeping and came across this - too good to trash without giving it some more mileage so here it is. Some of you might have read it before though.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man---unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If we put a man on the moon we should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander---it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well---they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same---they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men---most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember: a sense of humor does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

And this one, we already know:
Ever noticed how all of women's problems start with men?
1. MENtal illness
2. MENstrual cramps
3. MENtal breakdown
4. MENopause

And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy


Oops!! Peace, guys.