Monday, March 6, 2006

How the Professionals "Do it"

DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
COPS have bigger guns.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
CONSULTANTS tell others how to do it.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MODELS do it in any position.
NURSES call the shots.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

And there's more...

PILOTS do it in the cockpit.
KAYAKERS do it with smooth strokes.
-- Pandabonium

BLOGGERS do it everyday.
-- FH2o

PANDA does it with the bamboo...
-- YD

ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entries.
-- Pandabonium

HAPPY does make everyone happy in here.
-- PinkPanther

HAPPY does it to please.
-- HappySurfer

BARRISTAS give you double shots.
-- Agus

TEACHERS do it with class.
MINSTRELS do it in beautiful harmony.
LINGUISTS are masters of tongues.
WIND PLAYERS have lots of fancy fingerings.
TRUMPETERS are best when triple-tonguing.
TROMBONISTS know 8 positions.
PERCUSSIONISTS do it in perfect rhythm.
SEAMSTRESSES really know how to make glove.
SPA THERAPISTS like it all hot and steamy.
TAXI DRIVERS are paid by the minute to do it quick.
GOLFERS are really into FORE-play.
POLITICIANS never really do it but are good at pretending they have.
-- Moody Minstrel

Sounds confusing...well, JUST DO IT! :)))
-- Low said

And more...

ACTUARIES do it with models.
ACTUARIES do it without risk.
ACTUARIES do it until they reach the state of death or
disability, whichever comes first.
-- added YD

Plus, SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper...
-- said Lrong

Also, ROBIN did it twice!
-- Agus

19 comments:

  1. Pilots do it in the cockpit.

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  2. Kayakers do it with smooth strokes.

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  3. Dear, dear Pandabonium, coming from you I'm not surprised. Good ones! hahahaha..........

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  4. panda - good one! u beat me to it!

    "Bloggers do it everyday."

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  5. Panda does it with the bamboo...

    (i should go stand facing the wall now...)

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  6. Oooh YD. Accountants do it with double entries.

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  7. Anonymous10:54 AM

    AH...AH..."Happy does make everyone happy in here."

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  8. FH2o, "Bloggers do it everyday."
    -- I like that! Hot stuff, eh?

    "YD said...
    Panda does it with the bamboo..."

    -- YD, that coming from you is something. haha......

    Pandabonium, "Accountants do it with double entries."
    -- Wow! Sizzling!

    And PinkPanther said ..."Happy does make everyone happy in here." Good one.

    Then I'll add "Happy does it to please."

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  9. Baristas give you double shots

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  10. TEACHERS do it with class.
    MINSTRELS do it in beautiful harmony.
    LINGUISTS are masters of tongues.
    WIND PLAYERS have lots of fancy fingerings.
    TRUMPETERS are best when triple-tonguing.
    TROMBONISTS know 8 positions.
    PERCUSSIONISTS do it in perfect rhythm.
    SEAMSTRESSES really know how to make glove.
    SPA THERAPISTS like it all hot and steamy.
    TAXI DRIVERS are paid by the minute to do it quick.
    GOLFERS are really into FORE-play.
    POLITICIANS never really do it but are good at pretending they have.

    Okay...time to quit...

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  11. Sounds confusing...well, JUST DO IT! :)))

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  12. Agus, you meant 'barristers', right?

    MM, what can I say! The fine lyrics of a minstrel. haha...

    Low! I was beginning to miss you. You got here just in time.

    Why am I still missing someone? Yes, Robin, sweet, sweet Robin. Where are you........?

    Bonnie, come on. Join in.

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  13. Actuaries do it with models.

    =_=|| (and that's my future job...)

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  14. gosh.. i can't stop..

    Actuaries do it without risk.

    Actuaries do it until they reach the state of death or disability, whichever comes first.

    i shall not look at my textbooks anymore...

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  15. YD, you are on a roll!

    (You're scaring some of us!)

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  16. Plus, scuba divers do it deeper...

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  17. YD, Wow!! MM, I'm with you. She is scaring some of us!

    And Lrong, I guess you would know that, wouldn't you? haha...

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  18. mmm..
    what a long list :D
    I like the one --> unker does it everyday..
    oops.. i mean bloggers :P

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  19. Chen, thanks for visiting.

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