Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Guys' Sexiest Times

Another interesting poll....
Cosmo polled men to learn what time of the day they feel most eager to do the deed. Find out what your dude's prime passion moment says about him.

Morning
23.9%

"He's clearly in touch with his body and his sexuality, because testosterone levels are at their peak in the morning," says Harry Fisch, M.D., author of The Male Biological Clock. This is a man who's led by his animal urges, so you can bank on some primal sex.


Noon
7.5%

"Arousal is a physiological and psychological response to sexual stimuli," explains Dr. Fisch. "Since most people are at work at this time of day and aren't generally exposed to this type of provocation, this is someone who doesn't follow the norm." Translation: He's not turned on by typical titillations, so expect erotic experimentation.

Night
27.2%

"The desire for sex is often opportunity driven," explains Dr. Fisch. "In the evening, you're in bed at a convenient time. Plus, it's considered the so-called 'right' time to engage in the act." Here's a guy who plays by the rules. He likes routine and doesn't want to be rushed, which if you're lucky will translate into his taking his time tantalizing every last inch of you.



All Day
41.4%

"Stress reduces sex drive, so if a guy is consistently amorous, he probably has very low anxiety levels," says Dr. Fisch. You've either got yourself a laid-back babe who can cruise through any crisis straight into bed with you or a guy who has simply learned to channel his stress into a 24-7 sex drive.


Source: Cosmopolitan Men



That reminds me. I need to work out a schedule here.
Let's see, I already have M coming in in the morning;
G in the afternoon; and C at night. Now all I need is
someone to be around all day.

Alright, that should do it, I think. Better go over the
schedule again -- the Milkman to bring me my fresh milk
in the morning; a Gardener to prune the bushes in the
afternoon; a Cook to prepare supper at night
and finally a Housekeeper to be around All Day.

Geez.......what were you thinking?!

14 comments:

  1. wah.. so many men!!!!!!

    Mike the milkman, Gerald the gardenman, Charles the cook and Hans the Housekeeper..

    So what about Robin the robber?

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  2. Oh wow! Those men tell us more about your raunchy day. Let's see, the milkman milks in the morning, the gardener trims your bush round noon and the cook stirs up a storm for you before supper!

    Yup, you sure don't call yourself Happy Surfer for nothing...

    We like....

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  3. Oh, I forgot about the housekeeper. Well, he's always up and about all day isn't he...

    A fantastic four. You are Happy.

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  4. You guys are wicked, you know that?
    Just two of you is enough to create havoc....but I like....

    Robin, did you have to give them a name? Even the robber has one too. Now how could I refuse him with a name like Robin. hahahah........

    Agus, you are just as bad. You even assigned them specific jobs!

    Yes, a fantastic four makes me happy happy happy happy.

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  5. Remind Robber Robin to bring enough rubber (now that's a tongue twister) on his next visit. Hah! Always play safe.

    Tell me when to stop ya...coz this could go on and on and on...

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  6. Aiyo! This is generating more sparks than Agus's shocking post!

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  7. Five man is better, rem.. the robber robs in the middle of the night..

    hehehe

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  8. Robin, Awwshucks!! How could I forget the robber! Yes, him too of course, if all he does is to exhaust the rubbers - he doesn't do chores, right?

    This is not real, did I say that?

    Agus, you are bad influence. tsk tsk!! Remind Robber Robin to bring enough rubber-- Geez.

    Guys, guys, this is freaking FH2o out. We better take this somewhere else. hahahahhaha......

    FH2o, oops!!

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  9. They look gay to me. That's OK, I just don't know why women want to read about the sex habbits of gay guys.

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  10. gay?? wow.. really?

    hmmm...

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  11. panda! great guess! u know what? even my gay friends agree that. queer eyes dont lie...

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  12. YD, surely your friends are not serious. I thought everyone, straight or otherwise, has that same look (I call it the lean, mean and hungry look) when they're on the prowl. hmmmm....

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  13. Anonymous1:28 AM

    Okay, we don't have any helps that look like those. Don't you just wish I do, so maybe you can visit and hang with me? LOL

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